Wee Bun

My friend Erin sent me this via Jezebel and I had to share!

I wonder how this lucky fella chanced upon this tiny snorg and was able to finagle picking him up! I want to hold heem.

MEET PUDDLES.

Daily Bunners!

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

My sister got a Pomeranian puppy. His name is Puddles and he is the CUTEST THING ALIVE.

 I got to "meet" him on Google Hangout. I basically died 10,000 times because he is so tiny and adorable.

Everyone, please welcome Puddles into your lives, since you will be seeing a lot more of him in the future!

Hump Day Blues

This bun has some crazy long ears. Is it just me, or does he seem totally dead inside? At minimum, he's super not impressed with whatever is going on. Probably because it's Wednesday and he is only half-way through the work week. Not me, though! I am travelling to Washington, DC tomorrow to visit my old stomping grounds and snorgle my friends there. I will be puffing and snorgling all weekend!

Photos by Rapunzel2901 on Flickr.

Let's Talk Bunny Ears

One thing I think we need more of on the Daily Bun is bunny ear posts. I am too into bunny tongues and chest blobules and there are many other parts of the bun we can cherish!

Bagsgroove on Flickr has a perfect example of some adorable bunny ears just waiting for a kees.

Aren't they cute?

Side view

Also, I just want to say that I was totally right to skip out on tickets for the Morrissey show that  been would've this past weekend! He cancelled again! I get that people get sick sometimes, but JFC, man. This would have been the fourth time he cancelled on me, if I was naive enough to buy a ticket. BUT I'M NOT. My Uncle RJ, however, is naive and keeps buying tickets. Now taking bets if Morrissey shows up for his show in Indianapolis.

Happy Monday!

It's Monday. You're all, UGH.

STFU you horrible, horrible woman.

I know just the thing that will cheer you up. Bunny tongue!

Photo by Jaiza on Flickr.

EXTREME CLOSE UP:

See? Don't you feel better now? 

Heidi the Water Bun

Have you guys heard about the bunny who was ordered by her vet to undergo hydrotherapy?
The snorg's name is Heidi. She got diagnosed with arthritis in January and her vet suggested hydrotherapy. It has been a great success! Her joints are feeling much better and she has a rad hobby now. I would LOVE to be able to float around the pool with her. ZOMFG.

Bunny Tongue!

"Ho hum. It's Monday. I'm bored. Just sittin' heah..."

All of sudden... LEEEEECK! Extreme Bunny Tongue!!!!!

Isn't it so cute? 

Mad props to MicklerGM on Flickr for capturing this beautiful moment.

Buns Galore!

What my apartment would look like, if I lived in a world where good things happened to me:

I'm mostly kidding guys. Good things do happen to me, but they just never involve bunnies IRL or Morrissey showing up for concerts that I purchased tickets for. The more he ignores me, the closer I get. To never seeing him in concert. Ever.

Thank you to my friend John for sending me this very important photo.

BUNNY HERO HOPS AMONG US.

Today I would like share with you all a report of a BUN HERO, brought to my attention by my awesome friend Shayna.

A family was just snoozling away recently in Plymonth, Devon in the UK. Then, an evil burglar broke into their house to steal all their belongings!

Toby, the BUN HERO, saw the burglar and thwomped his pawdy dawdys several times, which woke up his owner and scared off the thief!

From the article:

Detective Constable Nick Bloom said: "We believe the family was burgled between 10.30pm on Wednesday February 6 and 7am on Thursday February 7."

Um. First. Detective Constable Nick Bloom? Are you for real? That is the cutest, most United Kingdom name I have ever heard. Please go get yourself into a James Joyce novel ASAP. Or start a Twitter feed. Anything. Second, you just used burgled as a verb. Also adorable.

Here is my dramatic rendition of what most likely happened:

*snoozling snoozling* 

*Insert scary burglar music* 

She doesn't know! Someone, wake her up! The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE WAKE HER UP!!!!!

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, MR. MEAN BURGLAR THIEF GUY.

And we're back!

All three of my readers are probably wondering why I haven't been posting! The short answer is: I'm a wonderful citizen who dutifully completes my civic responsibilities. The longer answer: I got summoned for jury duty and actually got selected to be on the jury. Unsurprisingly, serving on a jury for multiple days seriously messed up my schedule and resulted in me being a little busy the past two weeks!

To make up for this, I have a selection of very cute images I found on this bun board on Pinterest via my BFF from high school Marika. It is pretty rad. Here are some of my favz, which are all from I Can Haz Cheezburger.

Um. Would it be weird if I got a tattoo of this? This is kind of amazing.

The best part of wakin' up

is a teeny bun snoozing in your cup lookin' like blobuleeeeeeeeeeee!

(Aside: remember that group that did all the singing on Carmen San Diego who was featured in a Folgers' commercial?)

S:LEIRJ:EISRB:SO*(#$*Y@{)A(:DSIOE:O*#U$#($*@ 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
RIP photographer of this photo, you must have died after capturing an image this cute. It's like the snorg version of that R.L. Stine book.

*hyperventilating*

Scottie Pinwheel

You guys you guys you guys you guys you guys. The latest video making the rounds on the interwebs is THE BEST. The Scottie Pinwheel - wherein six wee Scottish Terriers drink meelks in an adorable moving pinwheel formation.

Things to Watch For

0:07 I love this woman. Best song ever.

0:15-1:00 THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. LEECK LEECK LEECK!

I am BEAT.

I made a whole bunch of plans this past weekend to keep myself busy. I am recently-ish single and therefore need to keep myself occupied so I don't turn into too much of a Grumble Bear. The good news is that my plan totally worked! I was busy all weekend. The bad news is that now I am even more tired than I was last week, somehow. Also my dad basically live tweeted his colonoscopy which was kind of gross.

Today I feel like these guys.

Photo by Beana Dee Bee on Flickr.

The one on the right is all, "Why did I have that last beer? Why?" The one on the left is so hungover he can't even talk.

Now that I'm single, I will definitely keep you all appraised of how many guys I am able to pick up using this website as a pick up line.

Best Daily Bun Inspired Pick Up Lines
"Hey. Cool, yeah. Nice to meet you. What do you think of chest blobules? .... No, on bunnies, you pervert. God."

"Hi, I'm Nichole. I have a blog about rabbits because I'm kind of obsessed with them. And I really like The X-Files. Sorry, what did you say your name was?"

"This one time I saw a bun with a huge bunny butt and really cute pawdy dawdys and I was like 'OMFG' and then I wrote about it on this bunny website I have. Do you want to have kids?"

Ah, Three Day Weekend.

"I'm so glad it's Friday, guys. I just had a long week at work, you know? I'm beat. Just gonna open a beer, lay down, snuggle up in the corner, and relax." *falls asleep immediately*

From TheHouseRabbits' Flickr.

Snow Bunny

Hello, my fine friends. I found a REAL cute bun over on Bunnyrabbitgirl88's Flickr page. VERY puffy, and VERY snorgable.

Hi, Snorg!

Good chest blobule! She also has dumps like a truck, truck, truck.

Bunny butt! So cute.

MOAR FEEDINGZ.

After I posted the YouTube video of the tiny bun feeding yesterday, everyone kept telling me, "Dude! We need more videos of bunnies feeding! MORE! MORE! MORE!" 

Not really, but I found this really cute video today and I thought I would share. This r2-detoo guy on Flickr has a totally bomb bun feed. His stuff has been featured on the Daily Bun two other times now. Good work, guy!

Cute moment a video by r2-detoo on Flickr.